Christian one liners!
My blog friend penless thoughts had some great one liners. Here are a few I enjoyed!
PEOPLE ARE FUNNY; THEY WANT THE FRONT OF THE BUS,
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, AND THE BACK OF THE CHURCH
QUIT GRIPING ABOUT YOUR CHURCH;
IF IT WAS PERFECT, YOU COULDN'T BELONG.
SOME MINDS ARE LIKE CONCRETE...
THOROUGHLY MIXED UP AND PERMANENTLY SET.
PEACE STARTS WITH A SMILE.
BE YE FISHERS OF MEN.
YOU CATCH THEM - HE'LL CLEAN THEM.
DON'T PUT A QUESTION MARK WHERE GOD PUTS A PERIOD.
FORBIDDEN FRUITS CREATE MANY JAMS.
GOD DOESN'T CALL THE QUALIFIED, HE QUALIFIES THE CALLED.
GOD LOVES EVERYONE BUT PROBABLY PREFERS
"FRUITS OF THE SPIRIT" OVER "RELIGIOUS NUTS!"
PRAYER:
DON'T GIVE GOD INSTRUCTIONS -- JUST REPORT FOR DUTY!
THE TASK AHEAD OF US IS NEVER AS
GREAT AS THE POWER BEHIND US.
THE WILL OF GOD NEVER TAKES YOU
WHERE THE GRACE OF GOD WILL NOT PROTECT YOU.
THE BEST MATHEMATICAL EQUATION I HAVE EVER SEEN:
1 CROSS + 3 NAILS = 4 GIVEN.
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